Why Charlie Sheen is Better Than You

Everyone seems to be losing their shit over Charlie Sheen and some bullshit that no one really cares about.

Hell, I don’t even know what the hell he even did to cause this whole media gangbanging, but I do know that Charlie Sheen is winning.

Why do you ask?

Because you all give a shit and he doesn’t.

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The key to being right minded in this world is to stop giving a fuck. The minute you stop giving a fuck is the exact same minute that your life will become so much better.

From not getting that perfect job to having the perfect girlfriend, the minute you can let everything go and start acting a little more like Charlie Sheen is when your life will get that much better.

By understanding that nothing else matters and deciding to live his life by his own code of conduct, Charlie Sheen is already miles above the people criticizing him for his rampant lifestyle. I am sure he is fully aware of the debauchery that is his life, and he likely loves the fact that he is getting paid for being a complete retard in the eyes of the nation.

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Just don’t decide to run around and bang strippers and do pounds of coke and your life will likely still be in order. Actually, scratch that, if you do decide to get knee deep in a coke habit give me a call and ill provide an ample intervention.

Kicking ass like Charlie Sheen

Gabriel

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