How to be a Better %^&#* Than Your Neighborhood Dog

Bitch-Wine

Do you want to know what pisses me off?

People who bitch and moan

Do you want to know what causes scrapes against the chalkboard of my mind?

People who bitch and moan and don’t do anything about it

Anyone can complain, hell, most of the people in the world are experts about passing blame, acting like little bitches, crying for nothing, filing lawsuits, causing a domino field to collapase, and generally being a total bastard about anything the rubs against the grain of who they are.

Go ahead and try it, follow the herd and complain about everything, see how it feels to talk shit about anything and everything.

Does it feel empowering? Are you having a good time? Does your life now have meaning?

Once the facade of living a life of significance leaves, you will be left with an empty shell of a life with the only resolution being found at the bottom of a fifth of vodka.

Try manning up, try being strong, growing a pair, enjoying life, keeping your mouth shut from negativity, and any other lame ass metaphor you have seen on one of the million personal development websites. Then, just maybe, you will start to realize how much time you have wasted and how much more fun you can get out of life.

Gabriel

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