How to Be a Badass in Life

1. Pick a goal(s) that will be as easy to achieve as surviving cervical cancer
2. Work at the goal
3. Fail
4. Try ever harder
5. Fail
6. Stop bullshitting yourself and try harder than a virgin during his first time
7. Fail
8. Inevitably realize that you will continually have setbacks for the rest of your life
9. Decide to quit or continue
10. Don’t fucking quit

Congratulations, you have just become a certified badass at life by realizing that life will not always be in your favor, but by superseding the bullshit that comes with disappointment will make you that much better than the person next to you.

Get badass

Gabriel